Author Archives: carrieshare

Its only been three and a half years, what?

  Oh Hey. What can happen in three and a half years? Sometimes nothing. However, in looking back on my life, I’m trying to find a three year period in which nothing substantial happened, and well, it hasn’t happened yet. Maybe now that I’m legitimately, like, in my mid-30s WHICH IS STILL NOT MIDDLE AGED […]

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Stupid and the City

  Sex and the City was clever, fashionable and easily digestible TV that I immensely enjoyed watching throughout my 20s. This is despite the fact that my life has never come close to resembling the lives of the women in the show (although, for the record, I spent most of my 20s wishing it could). […]

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Carrie Reads a Magazine for Teenagers

just recently, my mom has begun receiving monthly Seventeen magazines. She is 62. I’d be interested to hear her perspective on them, but she doesn’t read them she just gives them to me, because they are addressed to me. I am 32.

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That time when I ate the Christmas gift I got for my dad

the only thing in my fridge right now is corn tortillas and sriracha.

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On Weirdness

  Its hard to find an image that can truly encompass what it means to be weird, but at least that one is entertaining. Yesterday I went to Bosu Ball class at my gym. Today, I’m sore. They put you on this stability ball and make you jump around and almost twist your ankle a […]

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How to win friends and influence people with cocktails

Anne Hathaway is that frenemy you follow on instagram who is thinner and richer (translation: better) than you, and you really fucking hate her because you want to be thinner and richer too.

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Adverlawyering

The further I get into my studies and understanding of the legal profession, the further I am realizing that advertising and law are kind of exactly, 100%, the same… except not.

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The Carrie Stardust guide to managing your rockstar lifestyle like a responsible adult

So I’ve managed to find a few ways to maximize fun, funds and general well-being, amidst my life tendency to be broke, hungover and sleep deprived.

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It’s been a minute..(Carrie Share covers The Onion)

7th Degree of Kevin Bacon almost discovered off remote island in Equatorial Guinea

MBINI, E.G. – Anthropologists today discovered new evidence in the existence of a still-living 7th degree of Kevin Bacon. ShimShim MuonDang, 89, is now believed to be the first 7th Degree.

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