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On Weirdness

  Its hard to find an image that can truly encompass what it means to be weird, but at least that one is entertaining. Yesterday I went to Bosu Ball class at my gym. Today, I’m sore. They put you on this stability ball and make you jump around and almost twist your ankle a […]

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How to win friends and influence people with cocktails

Anne Hathaway is that frenemy you follow on instagram who is thinner and richer (translation: better) than you, and you really fucking hate her because you want to be thinner and richer too.

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Adverlawyering

The further I get into my studies and understanding of the legal profession, the further I am realizing that advertising and law are kind of exactly, 100%, the same… except not.

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The Carrie Stardust guide to managing your rockstar lifestyle like a responsible adult

So I’ve managed to find a few ways to maximize fun, funds and general well-being, amidst my life tendency to be broke, hungover and sleep deprived.

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Why I Don’t Lent

Occasionally I write on subject matter that could be construed as blasphemous. If that is not your speed then please stop reading here. Actually no, first hear me out; From a religious standpoint, if God did not want us to question things he wouldn’t have given us the ability to reason. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Now you can stop reading.

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Stompin’ around the Mall

In my expanse of Mall experience this past week I decided that all the stores had stupid, awful names and I was going to rename them based on what they actually ought to be. I will do that now.

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AN ASSAULT ON SUBURBAN FASHION

I’m basically here today to skewer those brands and products that don’t have any basis in real fashion and yet somehow clueless suburbanites snatch them up like free monogrammed L.L. Bean totes at a little league baseball game.

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THE TOP 10 GREATEST YACHT ROCK ANTHEMS OF ALL TIME

Remember all those Soft Rock hits from the 80s that conjure up serene images of putting on your Sperry loafers and taking the yacht out for a spin around the marina with only the latest Bret Easton Ellis, a couple of strippers and an eighth of cocaine to pass the afternoon?

THAT’S YACHT ROCK!

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It’s been a minute..(Carrie Share covers The Onion)

7th Degree of Kevin Bacon almost discovered off remote island in Equatorial Guinea

MBINI, E.G. – Anthropologists today discovered new evidence in the existence of a still-living 7th degree of Kevin Bacon. ShimShim MuonDang, 89, is now believed to be the first 7th Degree.

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I am obsessed with Zombies

After the apocalypse, when food scarce is you may be forced to subsist on packaged goods and processed pastries. Until then, it is best to do everything possible to fuel your body most efficiently. You’ll want to make sure your vitamin stores are high on Z-Day, because they are only going to get depleted.

You can do this most healthfully with produce, protein, and complex carbs. Together they build muscle, fight disease, and enhance organ function–all vital to survival and thwarting zombies.

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