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How to win friends and influence people with cocktails

Anne Hathaway is that frenemy you follow on instagram who is thinner and richer (translation: better) than you, and you really fucking hate her because you want to be thinner and richer too.

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Stuff I Hate

And now for another rousing edition of Stuff I Hate. Today’s topics are  “Fascist Cars,” “I’m a Mom’ers,” and “Foie Gras” Fascist Cars I don’t like to be told what to do. I straight-out abhor being told what to do most of the time. So you can imagine my fury at being forced to sacrifice my […]

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The Sky Mall Catalog– Escapism for the new economy

Does anyone know of anyone that has ever actually ordered anything out of the sky mall catalog? I certainly don’t. Maybe I should phrase this a different way… Does anyone know of anyone that has ever owned a Lord of The Rings Decoder Pin, a solar paneled pencil sharpener that also records conversations, a voice-activated […]

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