Category Archives: strong opinions

Adverlawyering

The further I get into my studies and understanding of the legal profession, the further I am realizing that advertising and law are kind of exactly, 100%, the same… except not.

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Why I Don’t Lent

Occasionally I write on subject matter that could be construed as blasphemous. If that is not your speed then please stop reading here. Actually no, first hear me out; From a religious standpoint, if God did not want us to question things he wouldn’t have given us the ability to reason. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Now you can stop reading.

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Stompin’ around the Mall

In my expanse of Mall experience this past week I decided that all the stores had stupid, awful names and I was going to rename them based on what they actually ought to be. I will do that now.

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THE TOP 10 GREATEST YACHT ROCK ANTHEMS OF ALL TIME

Remember all those Soft Rock hits from the 80s that conjure up serene images of putting on your Sperry loafers and taking the yacht out for a spin around the marina with only the latest Bret Easton Ellis, a couple of strippers and an eighth of cocaine to pass the afternoon?

THAT’S YACHT ROCK!

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I am obsessed with Zombies

After the apocalypse, when food scarce is you may be forced to subsist on packaged goods and processed pastries. Until then, it is best to do everything possible to fuel your body most efficiently. You’ll want to make sure your vitamin stores are high on Z-Day, because they are only going to get depleted.

You can do this most healthfully with produce, protein, and complex carbs. Together they build muscle, fight disease, and enhance organ function–all vital to survival and thwarting zombies.

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WTF Weekly 5/13- THE SPECIAL DOUBLE FEATURE

Today I want to celebrate ideas; The vanguards of invention. The pioneers of progress.  The plural ambiguously symbolic words of other singular ambiguously metaphysical words….I think that’s Thoreau. Ideas are limitless. And like a swift kick in the shins they are best served out of nowhere. Some are big, some are small and also like a […]

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